I feel really really really really bad. Name, you made me feel bad.
Whenever I send you an email, you don’t open it.
… you don’t read it either.
Am I sending you the wrong stuff?
If yes, reply to this email and let us.
Our intent is never to send you the wrong emails. It seems like our emails are not welcome in your inbox.
If that’s the case, please let us know so that we don’t send unusually all the time,
Goodbye Name, just reply to this email whenever you open and read it.
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